Best use of the one “fuck” allowed in a PG-13 movie, EVER
You amateurs. That’s how you recruit a Wolverine. Three words, boys. Three fucking words. Sometimes, just sometimes, Tony Stark rocks.
Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
Interviewer: You do not.
Bradley: Yes, I do. It’s quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
Interviewer: And you’re sure it’s not because they recognise you from the show?
Colin: Well, generally they’re too distracted by the origami.
Bradley: Yes. My house is origami. I’ve got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.
Interviewer: It must be very environmentally friendly.
Bradley: Yeah, big time.
Interviewer: Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?
Colin: After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you own anything origami?
Colin: No, I’m an origami wannabe. I’ve actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can’t actually fold things. I’m a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn’t even enter the origami game. It’s a rough industry and certainly if you don’t have thick skin, you’re going to lose.
Interviewer: Let us guess, we’re your first interview of the day, aren’t we?
Interviewer: And this is how you like to start your day?
Bradley: …I usually start my day with origami."
He gets car sick. Like a six year old.
After Viggo Mortensen kissed Billy Boyd (x)
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
LOOK AT THIS.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
BASK IN THE GLORY OF THIS AMAZING CRAFTSMANSHIP.
JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL I SWEAR TO THE GODS IT MAKES ME JUST WANT TO THROW ALL OF MY SKETCHBOOKS UP INTO THE AIR AND SAY FUCK IT.
I THINK I’M GOING TO CRY THIS IS A FUCKING DOLL GUYS WHY DON’T WE LET THAT SINK IN A LITTLE BIT.
JUST— FUCKIGN— UGHHHHHHHHH.
LOOK AT THE HAIR OH GODS THE HAIR IS PERFECT ALLLLL THE GINGER FEELS. LOOK AT THOSE TINY BRAIDS AND THE LITTLE SILVER CUFFS AROUND THEM. CHECK OUT THAT AXE MAN, IT’S FUCKING FABULOUS. LOOK AT THE JEWELRY HE’S WEARING. THE NECKLACES AND THE RINGS ON HIS HANDS. OH, AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, LOOK AT THE FUCKING HANDS. THE FINGERS, DUDE. I’M HAVING A GODSDAMNED ORGASM OVER HOW WELL CRAFTED THIS PERSON MADE THE FINGERS LOOK THEY EVEN MOVE LIKE REAL FINGERS.
GO AHEAD AND STARE AT THAT GLORIOUS FACE. THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A DOLL. THAT IS THE HYPER-DEFINITION FACE OF A GOD. LITERALLY. FRECKLES, MAN. FRECKLES. THE EYES OPEN AND CLOSE. THOSE EYELASHES??? BLOODY PERFECTION. AND I’M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT HIS CLOTHES YET. HOLY FUCK.
AND HE’S MAKING A SNOW ANGEL. CAUSE WHY FUCKING NOT.
I’M HAVING THE BIGGEST FANGASM OF MY LIFE CAUSE OF THIS PERFECT PEICE OF ART AND NOT TO MENTION THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SEE HIM.
I REST MY CASE EVERYONE GO HOME THIS IS THE GREATEST MASTERPIECE.
That’s a doll??? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this…I thought he was a model or something O.O
Wow! Our Loki is on my dash again, unbelievable
…I thought it was a cosplay. It looks so much like the real thing it hurts.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER PERFECTION.